On The First Day Of Marriage, The Husband Is Treated Like
After that the Alphabets are reversed.
Sardarji Could Not Understand Why His Sister Had Two Brothers
and he Had only one...
An Old Couple Is On A Walk, When A Pigeon Flies By And Deposits
a little Poop On The Woman's Head.
"Yech!" Says The Woman. "Get Some Toilet Paper."
"What For? He (Pigeon) Must Be Half-A-Mile Away By Now.".
Santa Singh : Sorry I Am Late, I Got Stuck In An Elevator For 4
Hrs, because Of A Power Failure.
Banta Singh : That's All Right, Me Too. I Got Stuck On The
Escalator For 3 Hrs.
A Sardar is Standing Below The Tube Light With An Open Mouth..
Because Doctor Has Advised Him "Aaj Light Hi Khana "
"What's the similarity between a good-looking, faithful, rich
husband and BIN LADEN?"
Answer: "BOTH CAN NOT BE FOUND"