On The First Day Of Marriage, The Husband Is Treated Like

"God"...



After that the Alphabets are reversed.



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Sardarji Could Not Understand Why His Sister Had Two Brothers

and he Had only one...



Bolo Tarara..



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An Old Couple Is On A Walk, When A Pigeon Flies By And Deposits

a little Poop On The Woman's Head.

"Yech!" Says The Woman. "Get Some Toilet Paper."

"What For? He (Pigeon) Must Be Half-A-Mile Away By Now.".



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Santa Singh : Sorry I Am Late, I Got Stuck In An Elevator For 4

Hrs, because Of A Power Failure.



Banta Singh : That's All Right, Me Too. I Got Stuck On The

Escalator For 3 Hrs.



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A Sardar is Standing Below The Tube Light With An Open Mouth..



WHY ?



GUESS..


Because Doctor Has Advised Him "Aaj Light Hi Khana "



Bolo Tarara.


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Question:



"What's the similarity between a good-looking, faithful, rich

husband and BIN LADEN?"



Answer: "BOTH CAN NOT BE FOUND"

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