International Dating Rules


CAUCASIAN WOMAN:

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.

Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.

BLACK WOMAN:

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!

IRISH WOMAN:

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMAN:

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &
meatballs

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3
carat ring.

5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought
of having sex.

6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMAN:

First Date: You get dynamite head.

Second Date: You get more great head.

Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

MIDDLE EASTERN WOMAN:

First Date: You fill out the mandatory family questionnaire listing
all your assets.

Second Date: You go out to the park with her and her whole family
comes along.

Third Date: She claims she's a virgin and refuses to have sex with
you.

Fourth Date: On Your Wedding Night She makes up for

the past ten years of sexual deprivation in one night. You're rushed
to a hospital for exhaustion.

LATIN WOMAN

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite,
have sex in the back of her car.

Second Date: She is pregnant.

Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend
and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.

POLISH WOMAN:

First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you
the wrong address.

Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost
getting to the restaurant and then again going home.

Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.

KOREAN WOMAN:

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing
happens again.

Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already
realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMAN:

First date: Meet her parents and set the date of the wedding.

Second date: Wedding night.

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