>Subject: FW: A MUST READ -- You know when you're living in 2004 when....
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>1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
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>2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
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>3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
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>4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
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>5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't
>have e-mail addresses.
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>6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone
>in a business manner.
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>7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get
>an outside line. - one of my favorites :o)
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>8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
>different companies.
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>10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
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>11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
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>12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get
>long-service awards.
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>AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE...
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>13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
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>14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your
>"friends."
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>15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore,
>except to send you jokes from the net.
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>16. You are too busy to notice there was no #9
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>17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9
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>18. AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
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>finally..... you forward this to your friends

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